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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Wow fuck whoever wants to judge you based on your life decision… NO kids. NO problem. NObody’s business but yours.



standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  1. 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  2. 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  3. 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

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